A Note to My Children..

Dear Heathens Children,

As you know, I enjoy being your mother and I love you very much. HOWEVER, I do not enjoy being your maid slave.

I don't really even want you to DO anything other than your normal household chores. There are more things I would rather you NOT do.

I would appriciate it if you would no longer do the following:

• Peeing on the floor. Really, what does this accomplish? It's just more of a (stinky) mess for YOU to clean up. I'm not doing it, I can pee in the toilet.
• Dumping out every single toy you own.
• Shoving garbage under the couch when I ask you to clean up. It doesn't take much more effort to just throw it away in the first place.
• Shoving clean clothes under the bed, all in one drawer, or just piling them on top of the dresser. And you wonder why you can't find clothes when you need them?
• Piling things on top of the dryer. This space is reserved for cleaning products, not pennies, paper, and candy wrappers.
• Leaving said wrappers in pants pockets. It's GARBAGE, it does not need to be cleaned before throwing away.
• Bringing items home from school or friends houses that I do not allow in the house. If i wanted you to have them, I'd buy them myself.
• Last but not least, stop whining everytime I say something. It really doesn't help, trust me it only makes things worse. Playing outside is fun! I swear, Im not out to torture you with it.

Love,

Mom

*yawn* Wishful Dreaming, I know. *sigh*