Sunday, July 29, 2007

Gotta Love Him!

Ok, I don't know how many of you out there are country fans, but even if you aren't you can surely appriciate this song by Brad Paisley. I just adore his songs.. especially the funny ones. Awhile back he did one called "Celebrity" which totally applies to the recent paris Hilton/Nicole Richie/Lindsay Lohan dramas, cracks me up every time I hear it. But this new one called "Online" is so fabulous that I just HAD to share. I really wanted it on my Myspace but it's not available yet :( I did find a video someone made for a contest I think, on Youtube.com.

Here are the lyrics as well so you can follow along with the video.






I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose ParadeOnline

I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious

I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online
When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login
Online

I’m out in HollywoodI’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online

Yeah, I’m cooler online
I’m so much cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’ll see ya online

2 comments:

  1. Thank you for sharing , i discover as i dont know it:)
    have a good week:)

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  2. I had not heard this!

    Hilarious...thanks for posting!

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