Sunday, March 9, 2008

Think they're on to something?

I just received this in my email.. scary thing is.. I think they're on to something here.

MY NEXT LIFE


I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then.........

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like
conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case




2 comments:

  1. Elaine BittencourtMarch 9, 2008 at 4:11 PM

    ROTFLOL I love it Blythe, TFS!!!

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