#1- When did I turn into my grandmother? Ok, may that is exaggerating just a tad but seriously, I've started using words online that I would never really say offline. Like for example: "Oh that is simply darling!!" I would never say that out loud.. but somehow I don't think the phrase "Dude that is totally wicked!!!" would go over very well. At best would be grossly misinterpreted.
#2- Did you know that is IS possible to get high by licking a toad? Apparently, the Cane Toad secretes a toxin to protect itself from predators. If you lick one, the toxin acts as an hallucinogen. Hmmm tastes like chicken.
Speaking of chicken.. I went to the store the other night and the store had absolutely no chicken breasts left. Ok, so they had one package of fresh breasts however I wasn't about to pay 7 dollars for 3 breast halves. No chicken.. but lots of weight loss pills. Go figure. I ended up buying frozen breasts. Sounds painful doesn't it?
Speaking of frozen breasts, someone posted this picture on one of my message boards (thanks, Dot!) and I think it's rather appropriate-
I'm really hungry now from all this talking about food.
A few funnies for you.. these are actual warning labels on household products. I will only post a few but you can see the rest HERE.
My top 5 favorites:
1. Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
-Hmm, ya think??
2. Hair Coloring Do not use as an ice cream topping.
-Good to know.
3. Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
-What's left?
4. Road Sign: Cemetery Road. Dead End
-Bwhahahahaa,You're Killing me!!
5. American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
-ONLY in America, eh?
ROTFLMAO @ stiff nipples!
ReplyDeleteand btw last time I checked it was Wednesday LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!